Ralf’s

an imaginary town · demo build

Squeaky clean.
Seriously fluffy.

Welcome to Ralf's Wash & Groom — where the receptionist is a dog. Ralf answers the chat, knows every price, and books your pup into a real live diary. Go on, test him: he’s better at this than most humans, and he works for biscuits.

Book a bath 🛁
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One dog. The whole front desk.

Answers everything, 24/7

Prices, hours, “do you do doodles?” — answered instantly from the salon’s real facts. Never guesses; asks Sam when it’s not sure.

Books against a live diary

Real availability, real slots filling up, reminders scheduled the moment a booking lands. Here it’s a pretend diary — in your build, it’s yours.

See the diary →

Lives on WhatsApp too

The same Ralf, answering on the number your customers already message — bookings, reminders, the lot.

See it →

The price list

Exactly what Ralf quotes in the chat — because he reads the same list.

Puppy splash

under 6 months — a gentle, bubbly first visit

£25

Wash & brush

by size

£30–£38

The Full Ralf

full groom — small / medium / large

£45 / £55 / £68

De-shed & fluff

double coats welcome — never shaved

from £40

Hand-stripping

wire-coated breeds

from £60

Nail trim

walk-in when quiet

£10

Teeth & nails add-on

with any groom

£12

Tuesday to Saturday, 9am–5pm. Closed Sunday & Monday. · Tuesday mornings are kept quiet for nervous dogs.

Ralf, in their pocket.

Most customers would rather message than call. A build can put the same assistant behind your WhatsApp Business number — same brain, same diary, same manners. This thread is simulated; the capability is real.

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Ralf’s Wash & Groom

online · simulated conversation

Is 2pm Saturday free for a cockapoo full groom?

Woof — Saturday 2pm’s just gone! I’ve got 3pm or 4pm. The Full Ralf for a cockapoo is £55. Want 3pm? 🛁

3pm please! He’s called Alfie

Alfie’s in for Saturday 3pm — I’ll remind you the day before. Tell him the good news 🐾

Now imagine Ralf, but for your business.

Everything on this page — the always-on answers, the live diary, the WhatsApp manners — is one Katalis build, pointed at a made-up salon. Pointed at your real prices, your real calendar and your real customers, it’s just… your front desk.

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