Ralf’s

an imaginary town · demo build

Squeaky clean.
Seriously fluffy.

Welcome to Ralf's Wash & Groom — where the receptionist is a dog. Ralf answers the chat, knows every price, and books your pup into a real live diary. Go on, test him: he’s better at this than most humans, and he works for biscuits.

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Go on, ask him.

Prices, hours, “do you do doodles?”, or tell him about your dog and he’ll pretend-book you in. On a real build, it’s your prices, your diary and your customers asking.

Ralf

the dog. also the receptionist · demo

awake

Woof — Ralf here! Yes, the dog from the sign; I also do the bookings. Ask me prices, hours, or tell me about your dog and I'll pretend-book you in. (Working demo — the salon's imaginary, I'm not.)

One dog. The whole front desk.

Answers everything, 24/7

Prices, hours, “do you do doodles?” — answered instantly from the salon’s real facts. Never guesses; asks Sam when it’s not sure.

Try him now →

Books against a live diary

Real availability, real slots filling up, reminders scheduled the moment a booking lands. Here it’s a pretend diary — in your build, it’s yours.

See the diary →

On WhatsApp, as custom work

The same Ralf, answering on the number your customers already message. Custom work we can add, once Meta approves your business.

See it →

The price list

Exactly what Ralf quotes in the chat — because he reads the same list.

Puppy splash

under 6 months — a gentle, bubbly first visit

£25

Wash & brush

by size

£30–£38

The Full Ralf

full groom — small / medium / large

£45 / £55 / £68

De-shed & fluff

double coats welcome — never shaved

from £40

Hand-stripping

wire-coated breeds

from £60

Nail trim

walk-in when quiet

£10

Teeth & nails add-on

with any groom

£12

Tuesday to Saturday, 9am–5pm. Closed Sunday & Monday. · Tuesday mornings are kept quiet for nervous dogs.

Ralf, in their pocket.

Most customers would rather message than call. We can put the same assistant on your WhatsApp Business number as custom work, once Meta approves your business. This thread is simulated.

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Ralf’s Wash & Groom

online · simulated conversation

Is 2pm Saturday free for a cockapoo full groom?

Woof — Saturday 2pm’s just gone! I’ve got 3pm or 4pm. The Full Ralf for a cockapoo is £55. Want 3pm? 🛁

3pm please! He’s called Alfie

Alfie’s in for Saturday 3pm — I’ll remind you the day before. Tell him the good news 🐾

Now imagine Ralf, but for your business.

The always-on answers and the live diary are one Katalis build, pointed at a made-up salon (WhatsApp is custom work on top). Pointed at your real prices, your real calendar and your real customers, it’s just… your front desk.

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